Tuesday, January 8, 2013

I'm Back. Rejoice, y'all.

Funnily enough, the last post I made was rubbing it in yo faces about how I was going to Paris. 10 months later, my ass is back to NYC, 10 lbs heavier, with a blood stream consisting mainly of vin rouge and onion soup broth.

 Worth it.

 So, you see, I definitely had a better vacation than you did, though I am much fatter.

On to the resolutions!

-I will update this godamned blog more often

-I will not be a self deprecating weirdo, in a lame attempt to ward off the haters

-never use the word 'hater' ever again

-Just, generally, be better than last year.


Seems easy enough, right? Onward and upward, people.

2013.



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