Necessary Excess: Best Dressed at the Pony Show

I know the Critic's Choice Awards were last week, but nobody cares.

Awards Season, yes I capitalized it, kicked off last night with the Golden Globes. Historically, it isn't exactly a critically acclaimed event, but I love seeing the movie stars and TV peeps co-mingle in a hilarious melting pot of Couture and Topshop. Seeing a producer from The Amazing Race standing next to Naomi Watts makes me feel good about myself. Sue me. It is generally quite obvious who is on a television show and who is a movie star, and I love that the Golden Globes are one of our only opportunities to see them side by side. That being said, my choice for Best Dressed will surprise you. But, whatever, the channel is Masterpiece Theatre. This bitch isn't exactly on Bravo.

Michelle Dockery

effortless. perfect. British.

Here are some of my favorite looks from Michelle, starting with last night. Obviously, I must note her jewelry choices were exquisite and I'm going to give her best bling, too. This may be by default, simply based on the lack of amazing, unique jewelry on the red carpet. PER USUAL.

Golden Globes 2013 in Alexandre Vauthier

reppin' the Frenchies

Killing it with the 'I always look over my shoulder like this' pose.

Thanks for the pics, Perez.

BANGLES are what's up jemmawynne.com y'all

Lady Mary's wedding look makes me want to burn my wedding photos. C'est la vie.

Another huge bling piece, on the fashion finger.

In Louis Vuitton at the Emmy's last year.

Girl, I don't even care about those wrinkles, but someone should be fired as hell. Letting your ass walk the red carpet like a hot mess who never heard of a damn steamer. damn.