Contrary to the title of this post, I'm not going to divulge something serious to you today, although it would strike nobody as a surprise. 'Bi-polar psycho' is a really cute nickname that my husband reserves for me and just me. Instead, the MPD I am referring to is my need to live in multiple cities at once and be the person synonymous with each locale. Follow me, will you?
NYC bad bitch: I'm Carrie Bradshaw, get away from my cab.
I love North Carolina: I'm going to stand here with my pitchfork and be deliriously happy and sell all my everything i love Chanel.
I'm a Parisian trapped in this transplanted New Yorker's country bumpkin, pear-shaped body. C'est la vie.
It's been said that 'You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.' Fine, it was said on The Real Housewives of Orange County, but it was said.
I say, she's a God damned liar.
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