Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Everything Old Is New Today

This is a link to my old blog, which even my mother didn't read. Let's enjoy this comedic debacle of writing samples, shall we? Yes, let's.



May this serve as a public service announcement to adolescents everywhere, swarming in poverty stricken herds to move to NYC to give someone one million American dollars a day to live somewhere very, very small. You will eventually earn money. You won't have to shop at Goodwill forever, though you may choose to continue. You will meet a nice boy/girl or boygirl or whathaveyou and they may even marry you. You will eventually revisit your old blog and revel in some sort of personal growth.



In the meantime, I will think of something, ANYTHING, of current relevance to contribute to this current blaugh.

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