Since it was shoved in my face via every media outlet on the planet brought to my attention that a couple of idiots who got married 72 days ago are getting divorced, it got my wheels churning. Now, any normal human would be curious as to 'why?' or 'what happened?', to cause such an abrupt break-up. I don't care why they are breaking up, but tell me...
What Happens to That Ring?!
I'm positive a certain A-List jewelry designer will be wanting that puppy back, considering the over-sized cabbage patch doll KK married, probably didn't pay for it in the first place. Keep your eyes peeled for the auction, sponsored by Ryan Seacrest.
In the spirit of excess, allow me to sprinkle some sparkle on your Tuesday and offer some alternate suggestions for ways to spend $2M on jewelry, brought to you by the Olsen twins.
Ladies, a diamond may be forever, but a Kardashian wedding never will be.
xoxo
